December 2011
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Things I am going to do:
Sleep until the evening, re-emerge and find something to do for New Year.
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What’s the name of that online paint game where you draw what people have described? I can’t remember it and it’s driving me mental.
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I looked at something I reblogged ages ago where I had put “I hadn’t realised…” about whatever and someone had replied with “You do realize that ‘realized’ is spelt with a ‘z’, right? It’s called english lol” Yes, it is called English, and I am English, you fuck.
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Anonymous asked: I like you a lot
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Jez: Mummy gave me a nest-egg and I kept on meaning to invest but, it turns out...I've spent it.
Mark: You ate your nest-egg? You're meant to sit on your nest-egg until it hatches, not eat it like some greedy, mad chicken!
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I wonder what happened to Barry Scott.
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Jez: You're really going to do this, aren't you, you maniac? You're actually going to marry Sophie and leave me on my own.
Mark: Yes.
Jez: I know why you're doing this, Mark. You're marrying Sophie to spite me.
Mark: Don't be ridiculous.
Jez: This is you all over. You'd rather get married for the whole of your life than consider that maybe I might be right about something.
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Jez: Oh, come on, mate. We both know you're not going to marry Sophie today. It's making you tense, nervous and unhappy. You're gonna stay here with me. I don't make you tense, nervous or unhappy.
Mark: Yes, you do!
Jez: Oh, come on. Not to nearly the same extent. And...what's gonna happen to me? I mean, Nancy's going back to America. Am I gonna live here, like, on my own? Who am I going to go to the pub with? And who's gonna do the forms for like, the TV and the gas and the water? Me? Don't you see? None of this works, Mark!
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godiseven replied to your post: godiseven replied to your post: My brother just…
DUDE HE’S MARRIED TO BABY FROM DIRTY DANCING
THERE’S THE DANCING CONNECTION. MIND BLOWN.
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godiseven replied to your post: My brother just dropped the bombshell on me that…
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Clark Gregg is apparently married to someone who has something to do with Strictly Come Dancing, which is the god-awful show my brother has been working on for the past few months. My brother apparently wandered into the green room and he was there making idle chitchat with the runners and my brother did...
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My brother just dropped the bombshell on me that he’s met Clark Gregg. Which means he has vicariously met EVERY MEMBER OF THE AVENGERS. AND SAM ROCKWELL.
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People who get their phones out in the cinema are just the worst kind of person.
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What happens when I go to sleep too early: I wake up at 5:30am and watch late 80s/early 90s Robert Downey Jr romantic comedies. That’s what happens.
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